Unhealthy Relationships

We all have them. Often they are with lovers or family members. Mine is with food. I am constantly surprised that I don’t weigh 600lbs. I am overweight, for sure, but probably by only about 20-25lbs at most.

Sometimes, I do something in particular that really reminds me of this unhealthy relationship. The other night my wife made a batch of pumpkin cheesecake bars. After she was done making them she said, “I wonder if I should take these into work, or leave them here for us to eat.”

Well, I certainly knew which I wanted. I asked, “What was your plan?”

“To take them to work,” she replied.

“Well, I’ll give you 50 bucks for the whole batch.”

“How about $20 for half,” she countered.

Deal.

Comments (2) to “Unhealthy Relationships”

  1. And I still only got to eat about 20 percent of the whole batch.

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