Normalish

You are a guy. You are in a public restroom. You are alone. You’re standing at a urinal (one of the worst words in the world, btw) taking care of business. Before you are finished, you get an inkling that the urinal just isn’t going to cut it for this visit. You need to upgrade to a stall. I believe there are only 3 reasonable moves here:

• “The Conservative” - Finish, repackage, move.
• “The Liberal” - Finish, no repackaging, move.
• “The Independent” - Pause, no repackaging, move.

Of course, certain situations might call for you to immediately divorce your current party affiliation and become and independent. Or, in even more dire circumstances I suppose a “libertarian” (no pause, no repackaging, no moving) might be in order but that seems highly unlikely - although I have to admit I actually saw my young cousin throw down a “libertarian” once right before my very own eyes.

Anyway, forgetting about those special cases, what political affiliation are you?

I’m typically “liberal,” but have gone “independent” on occasion.