http://normalish.com You're crazy. We're normalish. Tue, 26 Feb 2008 05:35:08 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Apparently my trips to deuce-ldorf are much easier than most people. I rarely spend more than a few minutes taking these trips. In comparison there are a number of people on the floor of my office building who have a difficult time checking their luggage. There is this one guy ... http://normalish.com/2008/02/25/the-angry-pooper/ My wife recently had a couch delivered. Just as the truck was pulling up she asked my if she thought she needed to tip the delivery people. She thought that they were actual employees of the furniture company (as opposed to a 3rd-party carrier) and this made me err on ... http://normalish.com/2008/02/25/the-tipping-point/ You are a guy. You are in a public restroom. You are alone. You're standing at a urinal (one of the worst words in the world, btw) taking care of business. Before you are finished, you get an inkling that the urinal just isn't going to cut it for this ... http://normalish.com/2008/02/19/the-switch/ So this guy always manages to sit really close to me no matter how many other people are on the bus. Even if it is empty, he will sit a maximum of 2 seats away from me. I still haven't been able to figure out exactly what his deal is. ... http://normalish.com/2007/03/22/bus-stalker/ Do you know that feeling you get when you are stuck in traffic? How about when you are sitting on a crappy bus, with some whore yelling on her cell phone, and the bus is in some of the most redunk, unexplained traffic ever. Oh my god, her laugh. I thought ... http://normalish.com/2007/02/28/kill-me/ For those of you who are too young (jeez - that is the first time I have ever said that and I don't like it at all) the title of this post is from the classic Eddie Murphy and Dan Akroyd movie "Trading Places." A recent article about Body Identity Integrity ... http://normalish.com/2007/02/01/i-have-no-legs-i-have-no-legs/ We all have them. Often they are with lovers or family members. Mine is with food. I am constantly surprised that I don't weigh 600lbs. I am overweight, for sure, but probably by only about 20-25lbs at most. Sometimes, I do something in particular that really reminds me of ... http://normalish.com/2007/01/30/unhealthy-relationships/ Often, I drink Vitamin Water with my lunch. And while the bottle does not indicate that any shaking is needed prior to consumption, I always shake it. Not sure why, but my intent behind the shaking is not of import. Every time I enjoy a Vitamin Water with my lunch, I ... http://normalish.com/2007/01/26/a-not-so-little-shakey/ You may have been expecting a story about an unbridled midday romp, but alas I am talking about television. I watch Mtv's The Real World. The other day around 4:40 I flipped to Mtv and there was The Real World. I quickly realized that this was new content, but I know ... http://normalish.com/2007/01/24/afternoon-sneak/ So this is a bit late, but I need to know the answer for the future. I had no idea about the rivalry between Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays when wishing someone December related holiday cheer. I have found, that when you talk to some ... http://normalish.com/2007/01/22/merry-christmas-v-happy-holidays/